don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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