i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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