Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize