If i come over, it means nothing
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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