And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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