You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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