GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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