I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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