All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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