Me too!
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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