His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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