real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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