how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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