It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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My liver just had a heart attack.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize