is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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