Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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