Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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