I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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