C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
