Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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