you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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