I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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