I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
