White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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