where does the pee come out of this thing
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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