I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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