We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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