Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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