Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
vagina is talking i cant
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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