im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
she looked like the before picture.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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