i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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