where am i from again
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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