You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The air taste purple.
Randomize
