D3 body, D1 cock
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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