normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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