so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
