what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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