Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm both gender and math confused
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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