had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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