ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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