its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Randomize
