He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
