I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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