he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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