I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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