Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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