You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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