So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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