I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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