why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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