Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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