We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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