And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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