last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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