Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Who wears a wallet chain?!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Randomize
