I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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