We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I can't put those talents on a resume
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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