I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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